The 5 Wittiest Comebacks in the History of Trash Talk. Well, no, that's a bit harsh. Did I just say I'd murder a woman? Sorry, got carried away with the malarkey. Obviously, I wouldn't murder a woman. I'm just saying, I'm from Delaware, and we know a thing or two about taking care of business - - whether that business is working hard at the factory to put our kids through school, or volunteering at the fire department to rescue our neighbors, or murdering women with poisoned coffee. I did it again. I guess all I'm saying is cut me some slack.

It's hard enough for me not to say politically incorrect things when I'm sober, let alone when I've been downing Jager bombs. Wait a second! Did you poison the Jager bombs? Is that what you were saying? Why would you do that? His siblings Lionel and Ethel were also renowned thespians, and his granddaughter Drew is terrible at everything. All downhill from here. In any event, one night after shooting, he stopped in at a bar near Paramount Studios, and after a time he made his way to the restroom.

The problem, however, was that in his drunken confusion, he'd stumbled into the ladies' room. Winrar Windows Cracked By The Wind on this page. Shocked to see the film actor relieving himself there, one woman exclaimed, ? That this isn't for ladies? What are you implying? Why are you implying that? I don't think I like that implication. I find it glib. Incredibly glib.

And come see Gladstone do stand- up at the Gotham Comedy Club in New York City at 9: 3. And then there's his website and Tumblr, too.

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